http://denversportszone.com Mon, 12 May 2008 18:42:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en (From CollegeHumor) Clint Hurdle has a way with the ladies? I mean, I just call 'em how I see 'em... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2008/05/12/hey-uhclint I'm back from college for six weeks (Carleton is on trimesters), and I got a job at a movie theater to help pass the time/earn some money. Up until last night, I didn't like the job very much. I was bored most of the time when I ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/15/i-sold-a-movie-ticket-and-snacks-to-john-lynch If Denny Neagle was using steroids, then why was he soliciting prostitutes? I mean, if steroids shrink a man's normal-sized balls to M and M proportions, wouldn't his sex drive go down? I probably just have an inadequate knowledge of the reproductive system, but from a layman's view, ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/14/a-quick-observation None of the big names currently on the Rockies have been outed by the Mitchell report, which was released today. However, the following current and former Rockies players and personnel have been cited. I'm also including a list of people who mentioned in the report who had ties to the ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/13/rockies-in-the-mitchell-report Got in some trouble recently with an obnoxious driver when I was trying to "be a responsible person taking a cab." Now I can't take cabs, but I still want to be responsible and not drive home after my frequent nights of drunken fun. That's where you come in? Qualifications: -Responsible -Valid Colorado ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/13/wanted-designated-driver Todd Sauerbrun was cited for "general assault" on Saturday and apparently spent some time in detox, which I find hilarious. Who else could it have been though? Try to name one player Broncos player more likely to be cited for "general assault." Exactly. Wouldn't you ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/10/todd-sauerbrun-detox-participant-who-didnt-see-that-coming-though Travis Henry isn't gonna be suspended for drug abuse next year, which is a definite positive. In reviewing this NFLPA story about his legal battles, it's apparent that Henry got off the hook by attacking technicalities in the drug policy, rather than proving he didn't do drugs. ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/12/05/travis-henry-isnt-getting-suspended-but-still-probably-smokes-the-ganja Here it is. They may have fallen short in the series, but these guys are a special group, I tell you. http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/11/30/a-real-tearjerker Former Rocky pitcher Joe Kennedy died this morning in his Florida home. Details on the cause of his death are elusive, but I've heard speculation of aneurysm/heart failure. Kennedy put in a superb year with the Rox in 2004, and I think he had the biggest curveball I've ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/11/23/joe-kennedy-is-dead I'm glad I caught one of the rare Frank TV commercials during the NLCS, because otherwise I might not have known that it premiered last night. But it did, and let me tell you, that is one awesome show. It relates both to an older, Seinfeld-loving generation and to the ... http://denversportszone.com/index.php/2007/11/21/frank-tv-was-friggin-awesome