A Quick Observation

If Denny Neagle was using steroids, then why was he soliciting prostitutes? I mean, if steroids shrink a man’s normal-sized balls to M and M proportions, wouldn’t his sex drive go down? I probably just have an inadequate knowledge of the reproductive system, but from a layman’s view, something doesn’t fit here. That’s what she said. So Denny Neagle must have had a massive sex drive to start with or something. That, or he’s got an airtight defense lined up for a libel suit against Mitchell.

I will be missing the first hour of the World Series.

Okay, okay, okay. Crap. No, shit. Check it out. Check it the crap out: because I’m a so-phisticated man-o-learnin’ currently enrolled at a college, I have a mandatory session with one other student and my theater prof from 6:30 to 8:00 today. This means I’ll miss the first hour of game one. The only possible ameliorator is playoff baseball’s Cal Ripken-like streak of late start times. So yeah, please pray for me and a late start time.

And now the unrelated Simpsons clip you came here to see. God bless you, Nelson Muntz.

Best Dunk Ever?

USA! USA!

Really this blog is just where I post youtube videos, but since we’ve switched from original written content to this, well, people have been happier.

A Less Famous Coaching Tirade

“Don’t ask me all these stupid ass fucking questions.”

Hahahahaha at 56 seconds there’s a guy with blood on his face. I’m hoping that’s from the thrown phone.

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it”

The And 1 Ping Pong Tour

Quintuple Quad!

20 patties! I’m torn between calling this man a total whack job and calling him a king among men. I’ll go with king among men. Holden, if you’re reading this, please see a doctor. Viewer beware: the friendly, red-headed Holden who starred in the triple quad video has been replaced with a hardened, angry, blonde version. I’d be pissed if I were eating a quintuple quad too, I suppose.

I’d say the video above is a good example of the incredibly low standards of the Denver Sports Zone “writers” (sorry Holden). If you have videos of you and/or your friends eating a lot of food or doing other hilarious shit, post a link in the comments.

Nutshot…

Yeah…British kids like kicking each other in the nuts with soccer balls and having irritating laughs. Excelent summary by the kid, by the way. “He went boom and it went bauwuhm”