A Quick Observation

If Denny Neagle was using steroids, then why was he soliciting prostitutes? I mean, if steroids shrink a man’s normal-sized balls to M and M proportions, wouldn’t his sex drive go down? I probably just have an inadequate knowledge of the reproductive system, but from a layman’s view, something doesn’t fit here. That’s what she said. So Denny Neagle must have had a massive sex drive to start with or something. That, or he’s got an airtight defense lined up for a libel suit against Mitchell.

I will be missing the first hour of the World Series.

Okay, okay, okay. Crap. No, shit. Check it out. Check it the crap out: because I’m a so-phisticated man-o-learnin’ currently enrolled at a college, I have a mandatory session with one other student and my theater prof from 6:30 to 8:00 today. This means I’ll miss the first hour of game one. The only possible ameliorator is playoff baseball’s Cal Ripken-like streak of late start times. So yeah, please pray for me and a late start time.

And now the unrelated Simpsons clip you came here to see. God bless you, Nelson Muntz.

Best Dunk Ever?

USA! USA!

Really this blog is just where I post youtube videos, but since we’ve switched from original written content to this, well, people have been happier.