A Quick Observation

If Denny Neagle was using steroids, then why was he soliciting prostitutes? I mean, if steroids shrink a man’s normal-sized balls to M and M proportions, wouldn’t his sex drive go down? I probably just have an inadequate knowledge of the reproductive system, but from a layman’s view, something doesn’t fit here. That’s what she said. So Denny Neagle must have had a massive sex drive to start with or something. That, or he’s got an airtight defense lined up for a libel suit against Mitchell.

Travis Henry Isn’t Getting Suspended (But Still Probably Smokes the Ganja)

Travis Henry isn’t gonna be suspended for drug abuse next year, which is a definite positive. In reviewing this NFLPA story about his legal battles, it’s apparent that Henry got off the hook by attacking technicalities in the drug policy, rather than proving he didn’t do drugs. Basically, he’s being let go because an “expert of [his] choosing” wasn’t present at the initial, incriminating drug test. Apparently Henry also did an independent polygraph and hair test to prove he was innocent and gain Mike Shanahan’s support, but I’m not buying it. If the internet is to be believed, both of those tests can be beaten. Plus, look at how short Travis Henry’s hair is:

Just saying.

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Travis Henry played some nose guard in high school and was a Bills fan despite growing up in Florida. Nose guard? Really?