Interview with Red Sox Fan

Denver Sports Zone: Thanks for taking the time to answer some questions.
Red Sox Fan: YEAH!!!!! RED SAWX AHR GONNA WIN SO HAHD CORE!!! ROCK-IES SUCK!
DSZ: So, you’re predicting a Red Sox victory? In how many games?
RSF: Sweep! Get out the brooms! Broom time, baby!
DSZ: Even though the Rockies are the hottest team in baseball?
RSF: Dude, I got some news for you. Everyone predicted us to win at the beginning of the season. No one thought the Rockies would be here. NO ONE!
DSZ: So? It’s a prediction.
RSF: Also dude, Dustin Pedroia. BOOM!
DSZ: The Rockies also have a stud rookie infielder, his name –
RSF: — Big Papi. Manny. Jonathan Papelbon.
DSZ: Yes, I know you have players, but –
RSF: — And let’s not forget, let’s not forget…
DSZ: Please don’t yell ‘Youk.’
RSF: YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Ha ha, wicked!
DSZ: I wasn’t going to play this card, but, what about when the Rockies won 2 of 3 at Fenway this year?
RSF: I don’t recall.
DSZ: Really?
RSF: …
DSZ: Really?
RSF: I’m sorry, I gotta go get some chowdah. Seeya at the celebration.
DSZ: What celebration?
RSF: When the Sawx win the series!!!!
DSZ: What are you talking about? I’m a Rockies fan?
RSF: A what?
DSZ: The team Boston’s playing? The Colorado Rockies?
RSF: Oh. Screw you.

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