The Only Logical Conclusion to the Mike Vick Saga
So I was doing some thinking today while listening to the radio, and I had a sudden epiphany. Mike Vick’s gonna be a Raider. In light of Vick’s plan to spend a year in jail, Mark Moser was saying that the negative publicity generated by Mike Vick’s doggy day care operation would prevent post-slammer employment. That seems wrong to me. If Al Davis is still alive in a year, Mike Vick will be a Raider.
Here’s why Vick will be a Raider once he gets out of the cooler:
-Vick has character issues and a criminal history
-Vick has a great 40 time
-Al Davis is secretly a crazy cat lady, so he’s got no beef with Vick treating dogs badly
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