Pac Man Jones, Not Just a Rap Mogul, a Rapper

By Sam Handler | Wednesday August 15th 2007, 4:12 pm

The Pac Man Jones chain of events just keeps getting more hilarious, people. The AP is reporting that Pac Man Jones has started “National Street League Records” and is going to be in the group “Posterboyz.” The group is just him and the producer Spoaty, which kind of makes it seem not like a group at all, but whatever. As of now, Pac man is a plural. Posterboyz. My main concern is Pac Man’s street cred. I mean, he has been arrested six times, but how can a rapper that Indian gave his makin’ it rain money claim to be ballin’?

Speaking about the naming of his “group,” Pac Man said:

“Looking from the outside in, I have been the example for many to see the poster child if you will; and from that sentiment the ‘Posterboyz’ group name was born”

The example of what?

Anyway, here’s the National Street League myspace. I don’t think Pac Man’s on there yet, but there’s a make it rain lyric in “Poppin’ Rubber Bands.”



The Only Logical Conclusion to the Mike Vick Saga

By Sam Handler | Wednesday August 15th 2007, 10:43 am

I hear Mike Vick has this poster in his house

So I was doing some thinking today while listening to the radio, and I had a sudden epiphany. Mike Vick’s gonna be a Raider. In light of Vick’s plan to spend a year in jail, Mark Moser was saying that the negative publicity generated by Mike Vick’s doggy day care operation would prevent post-slammer employment. That seems wrong to me. If Al Davis is still alive in a year, Mike Vick will be a Raider.

Here’s why Vick will be a Raider once he gets out of the cooler:

-Vick has character issues and a criminal history

-Vick has a great 40 time

-Al Davis is secretly a crazy cat lady, so he’s got no beef with Vick treating dogs badly









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