By Gabe Stein | Wednesday November 21st 2007, 9:14 am
I’m glad I caught one of the rare Frank TV commercials during the NLCS, because otherwise I might not have known that it premiered last night. But it did, and let me tell you, that is one awesome show. It relates both to an older, Seinfeld-loving generation and to the future generations watching in 2027. It’s also timely, because nothing says Thanksgiving like Madden-inspired Turducken jokes.
To be honest, I turned it off shortly after 11:15 - not because it was stale and pointless, because I don’t want to get hooked on another show; as Sam would say, my vigorous TV-watching schedule is already jam-packed with stuff, and Battlestar Galactica Razor is coming up on Saturday and all. But if there was one show I would add if I had time, it would be this one. For the record, I thought that part where Frank took the dude from the audience and laid down on his lap on the couch was hilarious.
By Sam Handler | Tuesday October 09th 2007, 1:50 pm
When did this happen? I’m actually sort of excited for the season, probably because I’m at college in Minnesota. Anyway, I guess this is a PSA. Intertron users: the NHL has started. For more information visit www.nhl.com. Now without further ado, here is Snoop Dogg talking about his love of hockey.
p.s. The players are wearing new jerseys that make them look like indie rockers. Don’t be alarmed, this is officially sanctioned.
By Sam Handler | Wednesday August 15th 2007, 4:12 pm
The Pac Man Jones chain of events just keeps getting more hilarious, people. The AP is reporting that Pac Man Jones has started “National Street League Records” and is going to be in the group “Posterboyz.” The group is just him and the producer Spoaty, which kind of makes it seem not like a group at all, but whatever. As of now, Pac man is a plural. Posterboyz. My main concern is Pac Man’s street cred. I mean, he has been arrested six times, but how can a rapper that Indian gave his makin’ it rain money claim to be ballin’?
Speaking about the naming of his “group,” Pac Man said:
“Looking from the outside in, I have been the example for many to see the poster child if you will; and from that sentiment the ‘Posterboyz’ group name was born”
The example of what?
Anyway, here’s the National Street League myspace. I don’t think Pac Man’s on there yet, but there’s a make it rain lyric in “Poppin’ Rubber Bands.”
I thought it needed to be pointed out: Todd Helton’s new facial hair makes him look like Rory Bellows. If you don’t remember, that was Krusty’s new identity after he faked his death in a plane crash. Just watch.
Marge: You’ll feel better knowing your money’s in the hands of professionals. Clerk in an ape mask: Uk, uk, are you folks ready to go ape? Lisa: Mom… Marge: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.
20 patties! I’m torn between calling this man a total whack job and calling him a king among men. I’ll go with king among men. Holden, if you’re reading this, please see a doctor. Viewer beware: the friendly, red-headed Holden who starred in the triple quad video has been replaced with a hardened, angry, blonde version. I’d be pissed if I were eating a quintuple quad too, I suppose.
I’d say the video above is a good example of the incredibly low standards of the Denver Sports Zone “writers” (sorry Holden). If you have videos of you and/or your friends eating a lot of food or doing other hilarious shit, post a link in the comments.
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