The Patriots hate fun

So I’m sitting here in Boston waiting for the Rockies game to start, and I’m forced to watch the Patriots dominate the Dallas Cowboys. It occurs to me that they are absolutely ridiculous. They are so good that they’re not even fun to watch. Football is no longer fun to watch. Every other team in the league is playing for who will get to lose to the Patriots in either the AFC Championship game or the Superbowl. They’re sucking all the fun out of football, and by extension, life. They are, in a word, the antichrist of football; opponents of parity, excitement and everything else the modern sporting world stands for. We can only hope that an act of God will strike Tom Brady down before the apocalypse, or else I fear this world is doomed. Pray for this, people.

No Comments »

No comments yet.

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a comment

Line and paragraph breaks entered automatically, e-mail kept private. HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>