Quintuple Quad!

20 patties! I’m torn between calling this man a total whack job and calling him a king among men. I’ll go with king among men. Holden, if you’re reading this, please see a doctor. Viewer beware: the friendly, red-headed Holden who starred in the triple quad video has been replaced with a hardened, angry, blonde version. I’d be pissed if I were eating a quintuple quad too, I suppose.

I’d say the video above is a good example of the incredibly low standards of the Denver Sports Zone “writers” (sorry Holden). If you have videos of you and/or your friends eating a lot of food or doing other hilarious shit, post a link in the comments.